4 years of consecutive days - wow, just wow! Keep up the good work, it's people like you who make this site great.
Thanks MB, just 1 day at a time.
The Fat lady was at a grocery store when her pager went off. There was a small child behind her that yelled Look out everyone she is going to BACK UP.
She's so fat, I used up a tank of gas driving around her!
She's so fat when she goes to the beach she sells her shade!
She so fat, she curves space and time.
She so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes.
His mama's so cross-eyed, she thinks her only child is a twin.
His mama's teeth are so yellow when she stands at a crosswalk the cars slow down
Hey, his mamma is so fat she has her own zip code.